阿盖尔：神秘特工

Argylle

Twisty Like A Sprained Ankle (4/10 stars)

No, stuffing a headache amount of twists in a film with terrible plot does not make the story better. Notwithstanding the teeth-hurting visual effects, the nail-biting pacing, and the anxiety-inducing performances. Bryce Dallas Howard plays whatever her character’s name is like a schizophrenic high schooler, while Sam Rockwell like my drunk uncle who only shows up at New Year parties with his bad jokes, and I’d rather see Henry Cavill and John Cena make out than having to watch these two feign chemistry.

What’s the most unforgivable, however, are the action sequences that are predictably scripted, heavily choreographed, poorly shot, confusingly edited, visibly CGIed, and always accompanied by that goddamn cheesy music. This movie is just a total let down compared to Kingsman, and Matthew Vaughn’s gotta do better next time.